How does it work? ZERMUX should be taken in any situation where work starts to suck. When a situation initiates then follow these directions:

(1) Remove yourself from the stressful environment.
(2) Take a ZERMUX.
(3) Internally repeat the following phrase, I DO NOT CARE, 10 times.
(4) Return to the work environment and smile.

What are the active ingredients of ZERMUX?

ZERMUX is made from a secret mix of ingredients, known only to the elite members of the largest corporations in the US, Europe and Asia. We learnt the recipe by extensive research and are keeping this a top secret.

What do you get? Each ZERMUX package contans a pill holder, pills and a pamphlet containing directions on what ZERMUX is and how it should be used.

Improve your day with the world's first work pain reducer. ZERMUX has been tested in the heart of Corporate environments, with a prolonged effect of 2-10 hours following each dosage.

Guaranteed results within 60 minutes of the first Dose. ZERMUX is used by Wall St executives to handle all the office politics and backstabbing. It is the only work pain reducer that is 100% guaranteed to work within 60 minutes of the first dose.

Possible Side Effects

• In the rare event of priapism (an erection lasting more than 4 hours), seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term injury.
• In the rare event of weight loss of more than 20 pounds, seek immediate medical help to avoid long-term skinniness.
• If you are female and your beasts start to increase in size then please seek immediate medical assistance.
• If you are male and your penis increases in size then please seek immediate medical assistance.
• When repeating the mantra: I DO NOT CARE, please be careful to not speak this outloud as it could have negative effects on your job.

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